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How can I tell my ravenous neighbor Iím not interested in exploring her aging estate, only her money?

A:  No worries....If you''re pushing 40, then you''re waaaay too old for a Cougar anyway, Vernmeister. You''re a riot! Maybe she''s only interested in hiring you to tend her ''dilapidated homestead''. Just charge on the high side for your services and muddle your way through to being debt free. Could be a win win for you both! Not every job is a pleasant one. And keep in mind, you''re no spring chicken. The young hot things will soon tire of you. :-( I know your tiny, stone cold heart is pitter-pattering. And the blood is rushing like the running of the bulls in Spain to your throbbing great Sequoia. Which is on the verge of explosion like a volcanic eruption over Cougar''s mysterious temple, but this makes me misty anyways. i always thought cougars with lots of money would prefer a hunk way...

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How can I get my money refunded to me I paid for sofa in full

A:  Yes small claims court is where you'll need to file, and don't worry about the 3 day disclaimer on the bottom, it states nothing returned after 3 days, that don't apply to you, you never received what you paid for so can't return it, that's for people who received what they purchased. Yes, go to your local court clerk at the courthouse and explain your situation and they'll give you the forms for that court to file small claims. Hope this helped, Good Luck....

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How can i evict my former girlfriend?

A:  Laws vary from state to state in the legal and proper way of evicting people from your house. Do you have any kind of lease or document or verbal agreements.' It might be all you need to do is change the lock and tell her to bring a police office or constable with her when she comes to collect her things. Of course the ideal things would be to talk to her and the two of you work out an agreement....

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How can i renew my daughter''s american passport?

A:  I think you should call the Embassy and ask what you should do in that situation. Dude, seriously, you need to stop messing about asking questions on the internet & get yourself a decent solicitor because this thing with your daughter is a mess, do you even have legal guardianship of your child?...

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How can i measure my car tints?

A:  police don''t normally fine unless you are rude to them they just make you peal them off only heard of police with the kit to measure it by before...

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How can i be recruited in the millitary/police in kuwait?

A:  Talk to the U.S. military/intel services....

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How can I stop my husband from divorcing me?

A:  You need to ask him this question. Actually, couples don''t always have fights. I hate it when people think fighting in a relationship is somehow normal. Mature adults don''t fight. I don''t blame him for not wanting to live this way. I wouldn''t live in a house of strife either. He is probably hurt that your blaming the sexual problems on him and it has to be devastating to not be able to please your wife. I think your problems are much bigger than him not being in a relationship before and you thinking fighting is ok. My first husband did this VERY SAME thing to me. I lived in Indiana at the time, I even contested the divorce, we had two small children 1 and 2 years old and the judge granted the divorce! It tore our family apart....his MOTHER filed for the divorce for HIM. It was our...

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How can I be a genuine poll statistic, not a target for shills?

A:  Well, I can''t say for sure that you''ll always get what you want, but I''d say five thirty eight''s poll ratings are a good start. If they aren''t on the list then they aren''t really being taken seriously on a national scale. And, personally, I''d also self-select only those that beat the dummy poll''s accuracy....

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How can I ask my dad to go with me to talk to a recruiter?

A:  daddy''s just want to protect their children. so tell him you have made up your mind and going to go see the recruiter on a certain day. you really want him to come to make sure we ask all the important questions. ask him to make a list and thank him for protecting you. dad will be happy you are being a mature adult and happy he can go drill the recruiter. this way dad gets his questions answered too. Joining the military in times of war is a big decision. But if you can''t man up enough courage to tell your dad that you want to join, maybe you shouldn''t bother. I''m not trying to be rude, but this is the problem of a child, not a man. Just go tell him now and get it over with. If your serious about this, than get serious about this. Good luck. Easy just ask and I''m sure he will tell you...

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How can i track my fedex package?

A:  Call 800-463-3339 express the importance of tracking the package. They may be able trace the package by return address. They will not give you the tracking number. As far as I know, you cannot track it without the tracking number....