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How can I get out this situation?

A:  Based solely on her statement ''I am being raped'' the police have ample probable cause to arrest you and they will. Unlike the previous poster said; about you demanding the sex assault examination - you will have absolutely no say in the investigation or what happens to the victim. In fact the police could care less about you. You will probably be the top priority for the entire department and they will do anything and everything to secure a conviction for you. This is the time you will need the name of an experienced criminal defense attorney already in your pocket. The public defender in a case like this won''t be much help. After you are taken to the police station to be interviewed, all of your clothing will be taken and examined for evidence (hair, fluid etc.). Your body will be...

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How can I get over the past?

A:  this is what I don''t get - why girlfriends only ''punish'' their boyfriends after a year of good dating, for something that happened EARLY on in the relationship! He can''t do ANYTHING about it NOW.... if you go over and over those ''facts'' (details) you are Keeping Them Alive. You have to not focus on those pieces of the past that you feel are the Defining things of your relationship, of you and of even the ex... seriously -- if you had any thought in your head at the time, that you didn''t like being ''second place'' then you should have told him then and not to think about it NOW... you should have walked away then, not obsess about it now. You are the only one keeping those past events Alive in your mind. The other two (b/f and ex) are not. he cries in front of you? what a wuss....

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Can I get in trouble?

A:  Too many people on YA are jokers, wise guys or assholes and just say anything they want with total disregard to the truth or the feelings of the person asking a question! Of course you are worried about the total disregard of the law by your employers and how it may effect you and your freedom! The people where I work follow a general rule of thumb that they call ''cyoa'' which is short for ''cover your own @ss''.... so, whatever you decide to do just make sure that you do what''s best for #1 and protect your own behind! ...OK? P.S.: No offense meant to any who answer and hold a juris doctorate! nope What''s the big deal..anything to screw the man am I right? You don''t have to be such a ''church girl'' all your life, just get with the groove and chill out babe....

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How can i get my husband to see I do more around the house than he thinks i do?

A:  there are multiple ways to approach this. You can not do anything for a few days and let him see that w/o you, the house would fall apart. This doesn''t mean your house has to be nasty, just don''t ''tidy'' up. You can still do dishes and keep food away so u don''t get bugs, but leave his dirty clothes where he drops them, don''t mess w/ anything that can be left there w/o harming the baby. When you have that one day a week off, take that day off! He doesn''t want to drive to the store on his day off to get his dip, then you don''t want to vacuum the house on your day off. OR You could come up w/ a schedule to even out the chores. Doesn''t have to be all Martha Stewart or anything, but something simple. EX: Mondays, Wed, Fridays- I do dishes. Tuesdays & Thursday- He does dishes. When...

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How can I get a better score on the asvab?

A:  It is hard to study when you do not know how. Personally I bought books and online courses, not military, the real deal like kaplan and Mcgraw-Hill''s second edition, read everything, and still not good for me. I went to the recruiter got a 98, I could not believe I said to him and myself, must be wrong, so I study even more, because the ASVAB is your career and if goes wrong it will be screw, so I did went every time I have for two more weeks like crazy, if I was in the bathroom, I was reading, in my mother-in law was reading, them the day come and I relax that night at MEPS. Next morning went 5:30 am to MEPS did the test and got a 95 surprise or not, I could not believe again, ask to see the papers and the jobs I could choose, and man, every job was there, the...

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How can i get over bad boys?

A:  Until you mature, stand back and evaluate how and what you want in a REAL man, the only person that can truly answer that question is you. Think of how you want to be treated and what you want out of life.....Life is short! You only get ONCE chance to live, why waste it For most people their late teens & 20s are a period of exploration. Maybe you are attracting a certain type that''s not good for you. The older you get, the better you will know what works for you, see the signs of a bad one and choose something better. It doesn''t come down to choosing between the ''bad boys'' or the ''good guys'' so much as it comes down to realizing what it takes to make you happy and then choosing more wisely. This is a natural part of figuring out what works for you. Don''t beat yourself up. Just be...

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How can I get my husband from making fun of me?

A:  You marry a red neck who is rude and crude and insulting to you. Now you divorce him. When he yells Roll Tide....you roll out the door and out of his life. That is the HOW in this. If you continue to live with a man who calls you a bit**ch and makes fun of you then he knows he can get away with it and he will continue for years to come. So you need to act and leave. Yankees and red necks are oil and water my dear.....you were looking at his ''good job and the manly part of the redneck part'' If he was kind in the beginning then he was only showing you part of his personality. You didn''t take enough time to get to know The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. He was hiding the Ugly. move on. I would not put up with that treatment. I would demand he stop. He needs to respect you as his equal and...

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Can i get a dna test done on my son and his father to get help with child support if i am broke?

A:  If you want a DNA test to prove that he is the father, then you don't want to take him off the birth certificate - they kind of go together. By taking him off of the birth certificate, you are saying that you know he is not the father of your child and you can't get child support from someone who is not the father. The cheapest way to get a DNA test is to go to court for child support. If there is any real question of paternity, the court will order a DNA test. The best way to do all of this is to get a lawyer who can navigate the court system for you. Many legal aid societies will help you with this free of cost, either doing the legal work for you or telling you how to do it yourself. There are maximum income requirements for free help from legal aid...

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Can I get webmaster to take down posted pornographic photos of me and how?

A:  Unfortunately nothing. Once they are on the web for 1 minute, they are out there for good. Anyone can copy and paste them, into not only their own private collection, or put them up on any non pay or pay site. Once they are on the web they are fair game for all to see. I hope you are not still dating your boyfriend I''m not. And I realize the pics are out there, but am desperate for this one thread to be taken down. He put it on another site and asked the webmaster to take it down and he did. But this guy is ignoring both our pleas, in fact responding by putting it in members section where we can''t get to it. I''ve since become member and it''s still there. What can I do to combat this? My boyfriend posted objectionable pictures against "the rules" of the site, of real...

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Can I get married in USA on tourist visa?

A:  You certainly can get married while visiting the USA with your girlfriend. It does not give you any right to remain in the USA, you will have to go back to your home country after your honeymoon is over. Marriage law is a local matter based upon which State you plan to visit. And there may be variations within the counties and cities of a particular State. We mentioned Las Vegas, Nevada, because the ability to quickly and easily get married there is part of their way to attract more tourists. You certainly can also get married in New York, providing you meet their eligibility requirements for a marriage license. Generally the process is not complicated you and your fiancee apply for a license, then a judge or minister performs the official ceremony. You must be old...